That Time When You Realize Your Parents’ Lives Are More Exciting Than Yours

Dear Friends, Mom and Dad are currently gallivanting around southern Italy, along with their crew from the Rhine cruise two years ago and seemingly half the town. It hit me full force that they have more exciting lives than I do when they humbly requested I schedule my surgery around their trip. #Priorities There’s no… Continue reading That Time When You Realize Your Parents’ Lives Are More Exciting Than Yours

A Matter of National Security

Dear Friends, The other day, I saw a memorable New York Times headline: A New Weapon in Russia’s Arsenal, and It’s Inflatable. Apparently they’re using inflatable planes and tanks as decoys. I think it’s pretty clear what this means, don’t you? Operation Inflate-A-Boob is now exponentially more important and obviously a matter of national security.… Continue reading A Matter of National Security

Off Again, On Again… By Which I Mean Off Again

Dear Friends, Remember that time I was confused by doctors directly contradicting their previous,  strongly asserted recommendations? I apologize, it has happened so often in the past year, I really should be more specific. Remember three weeks ago when the surgeon said reuniting #RightBoob with #LeftBoob was unnecessary, after she and more often the oncologist spent nine months convincing me… Continue reading Off Again, On Again… By Which I Mean Off Again